thetaxedermy-ofyouandme:

butchmachine:

switchbladesounds:

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

Holy shit

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

Government Shutdown Curtails F.D.A. Food Inspections

dragontatoes:

yooniesai:

goldhornsandblackwool:

goldhornsandblackwool:

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REBLOG

Re-reblog with some extra notes because a lot of people are just like ‘we’re all fucked/we’re gonna die’.

Listen, not all food is equally as contaminable. Some small notes are stay away from delicate greens because they grow on thre ground where the poop is but cannot stand up to rigorous washing OR cooking, which is why stuff like romaine lettuce and baby spinach is a problem.

All other veggies can and should be thoroughly washed, and if you eat a lot of raw veg and want to be safe- cook it. People have shit on cooking food lately with all the raw vegan hype but guess why we humans started to do it? Two main reasons, one is increased nutrient absorption, the other is you don’t get the shits and die as often from cooked food.

Also, meat is not your friend right now. If you are used to eating meat, I would avoid it and switch to eggs, which are sealed and even if the outsides came from a chicken’s ass, the inside is safe. Fish also tends to be cleaner and is always less at risk of pathogens than farm meat but again, be careful.

This is survivable, if it wasn’t there’d be no point to warning you. Y'all will not survive what’s coming if you see every bit of news as proof of your doom.

Forewarned is forearmed. Be safe, be sharp, be helpful.

im stupid™ but,,why are we avoiding meat? you can cook out the Nasty Stuff™, right?

Meat is incredibly susceptible to contamination and can easily transmit food-borne illness even when well-cooked. Sometimes meat simply isn’t fully cooked when people think it is. Cross-contamination with other foods is also a common problem.

bethanyactually:

givemeunicorns:

weepingwilo:

mikekingvividkonception:

volatilequeen:

The distractions…

Shit is crazy out here

I swear I was just talking to my mom about how no one is talking about Flint anymore as if the water problem has ceased. Smdh

Hey guys here are some places still taking donations!

Help for Flint

Life USA

United Way

Community Foundation of Greater Flint

Save the Children

As of 12 Jan 2019, only two of the above links still work, so if you feel moved to donate check out United Way or Community Foundation of Greater Flint

Also, this reminded me that I wanted to change my Amazon Smile donation to something that would help Flint, so I changed it so a portion of my purchases will be donated to the Community Foundation of Greater Flint.

spacefroggity:

twink-gender:

listen to mcr….. wear black……. punch a transphobe……. yeehaw

That’s the 2019 mood babie

BBQ

stinkyhat:

blease be quiet

monarobot:

baptizm:

This is Self Care Charizard. Reblog whenever you need a temporary release from whatever stresses you currently have.

need this so bad

cobrastarshipofficial:

treckorta:

i lov goofy boys thats so my type

Gawrsh a-hyuck

afronerdism:

westafricanbaby:

I stopped ordering from fashionova a while ago and I’m never ordering anything from them again.

I’ve never had a bad experience with them, but it’s just an ethics thing. They arrogantly rip off too many small black designers. It’s too much. And they mostly post non black and racially ambiguous girls on their page, but keep using black girls on YouTube and on Instagram to advertise and promote their clothes that you can also find at rainbow🙄.

They also dupe plus size women into buying subpar clothing. I made a post about it ages ago but can’t find it but essentially I’ve discovered they send specially tailored clothes to fat women on ig and have them model their clothes. The clothes are always super nice and on people even up to a size 32. But when you go to their website they don’t have any of the clothes they just have “similar” items that won’t fit and are cheaply made. So you order soemthing thinking it’s going to be like the model and you get it and it won’t fit and be trash

blackshikamaru:

ah i know this is obvious advice but like: dont let your friends vaguepost about you. its disrespectful and passive aggressive and makes it a lot harder to facilitate safe discussions. also dont vaguepost about your friends thats childish

favoritelatina:

I wanna be BABIED

affectionatesuggestion:

I want you to feel safe around me, like you can tell me anything. you don’t have to, but I just hope you feel like you can open up your heart to me. because you can.